t's official:
Kanye West is the latest member of the
Keeping Up with Kardashians klan.
Kim Kardashian has finally set the record straight about her new boyfriend's appearances on the seventh season of the never-ending reality show.
Kim told E! News that the cameras will capture the newly formed "Kimye," but not too intimately.
"I'm not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloe and Lamar do," Kim said. "It's not going to be like that."
"If we are having dinner and he does show up, I'm sure we're not going to go, 'Stop the cameras!'"
Kim added that her "heart's a little more guarded" since that very public 72-day marriage debacle last year.
"I showed so much of myself in the past," she said. "You almost get embarrassed showing this big wedding, which I would have had cameras or not. So I think you want to just guard yourself."
But, Kim insists that she wants "to show my life", and that obviously include her high-profile rapper beau.
In other Kim news, the sometime actress has had her IMDB.com career profile either hacked or written by an IMDB staff member who's not a fan of the 31-year-old sex-tape star:
"Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium. While some cultural critics call her the prime avatar of the "famous for being famous" faux celebrity crowd, she along with Paris Hilton is a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity," the bio read.
"Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim's "celebrity", Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV 'stars.'"
The profile also quoted comments made by Kardashian haters Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm, and calls her sex-tape "leaking" as "an apt metaphor for socio-economic-cultural malaise in Washington and the country beyond, where everything seems to be run by amoral prostitutes in bed with each other and merely out for a buck."
We visited IMDB to find the biography has since been removed. D'oh!
