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John Mayer sings an erotic novel to impress a girl

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John Mayer would usually sing pleasant phrases to young ladies like "your body is a wonderland", not "your body is about to be beaten mercilessly for my pleasure."

But in a spontaneous act of flirtation, the notorious lothario decided to sing to a young lady a page from the novel she was reading.

It just had to be the erotic S&M novel 50 Shades of Grey.

On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon John recounted that he cracked onto a pretty young woman reading the best-selling book recently.

“I said, ‘I’m gonna sing it to you.’ So I sang one of the pages,” he told Jimmy.

“She fell to the ground laughing.”

We would too, John.

Though it is a "novel" concept to sing a page of a book, if you knew it was 50 Shades of Grey, wouldn’t you just buy her a coffee instead?

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