Kylie Minogue eats doritos from True Blood star's belly, lashes out at Madonna

The 44-year-old munched the chips off the buff hunk's belly in a stunt for the E! program The Soup. Unfortunately for our Kylie, Joe's usual rock-hard six pack was replaced with a prosthetic beer belly.

"The camera adds 15 pounds," Joe joked. "There's nothing you can do about it."

The Soup host Joel McHale declared that the two were trying to "break the internet".

The 'Timebomb' singer also appeared on another E! program, Fashion Police, where she slammed rival Queen of Pop Madonna's cheerleader outfit for her MDNA tour.

"No. Just no," said Kylie.

Of course host Joan Rivers had her own way of putting it:

"Madonna as a cheerleader? What school does she go to? Our Lady of Osteoporosis? She looks like she flunked 10th grade 48 times."

About Madonna's recent infamous nipple flash, Kylie was a bit more ambivalent.

"Was she caught up in the moment? Was it premeditated? Who knows?" she said.

"I think it's got people more perplexed than excited by it."

Fashion Police has slammed Kylie in the past before for dressing too young, and luckily Kylie is in on the joke. When Joan called Kylie and Madonna "two great pop divas", Kylie responded:

"Is that because we are the two oldest ones?"

At least Kylie is aware of her age, but that doesn’t stop her from wearing stuff like this:

Not much left to the imagination Kylie! Credit: Parlophone