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Five steps Amanda Bynes should take to get on track!

Five steps Amanda Bynes should take to get on track!
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Who else thinks Amanda Bynes is sending out a little SOS?

The 27-year-old former child star has descended to new levels of trash-bag horror lately and we think it's time for an intervention.

When you start making Britney and Lindsay look good, you know you've got a problem. So, naturally, TheFIX has come up with a step-by-step guide to help Amanda move from #1 mess to Hollywood best .

Time for a hair overhaul

Step away from the electric razor. The whole "shaved head" thing is so Britney circa 2007. But hey, at least she managed to hack away at half of her raggedy-ann hair extensions. Bonus points for that.

Say NO to the trailer trash look

Looking like Eminem's trailer park mum after a root canal, Amanda has been bringing back the "white trash" look. It wasn't hot when Paris and Nicole were doing it a decade ago and it's not hot now. Don't even get us started on those piercings.


Image: Splash

Erm, don't be scared of clothes

Yep, we know you're probably super excited about your new boobs, but it's time for less is more. Wouldn't you prefer to save them for private time with a special someone?


Image: Twitter

Step away from Twitter

And by "special someone," we don't mean Drake, whom she has inundated with tweets. We're sorry to be the one to break it, but he's just not that into you. Also, calling king of Hip Hop, Jay-Z 'ugly' is NOT a good move.


Image: Twitter

Learn how to do "incognito" better

Draping a scarf over your head and holding random things in front of your face will actually draw more attention to you, not to mention impair your vision. To avoid being hit by a car, we'd suggest removing all foreign objects away from the immediate vicinity of your skull whilst crossing traffic.


Image: Twitter

Ps: You're rich, get a new bag already.

Got any more suggestions for Amanda? Leave your handy tips in the comments section below. If you sign your name as Drake, she might even read them!

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