Tiger, what have you done?

He's become a legend alright, the legend of being a complete and utter player (and not in a very sporting way). I always wonder how celebs think they can get away with having an affair (or 13).

Do they, or do they not have paps following them day in and day out? Do they not appear constantly in magazines and on TV? Do they not usually have stunning partners by their sides most of the time anyway? So what, for the love of God, was Tiger thinking when he decided to sleep with every scantily-dressed porn star and cocktail waitress he could find?

News flash, Tiger, these are the kind of people just dying for a bit of publicity, so they probably won't keep their mouths shut forever about their steamy love affairs with the almighty Tiger Woods.

By opening their gobs to the media, these lovely women have got their 15 minutes of fame, plus I'm guessing a lot of tabloid cash. So whether it was now — or in a year or five — these affairs were always going to creep out of the woodwork. I guess Tiger has finally learnt he's not infallible. The sad thing is, he seemed like the perfect family man. He was brought up by supportive parents, he has (or had) a gorgeous wife and two lovely kids, a flourishing career and numerous endorsements.

Now he has blabber-mouthing hangers-on, cancelled sponsorship contracts and a wife who may leave him. Can you say "fall from grace"?

What gets me is that his wife was a model. She's young, she's hot, she doesn't rely on her fake tatas to get her places and instead he decides to go for the chick from Tool Academy. Seriously, Tool Academy. Irony? I think not.

I did love the lame media release he sent out, though, admitting his "transgressions" and stating, "Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions". Ah, Tiger, you're a public figure! You have publically humiliated your wife and your family. You have publically had affairs with multiple women from … the public! What makes you think these "sins" will be swept under the rug?

Sorry, but I have no sympathy for Tiger Woods. The one person I feel the most for is his wife. I can't imagine the pain she is feeling but I hope she packs her bags, empties his bank account and moves on to better things. 'Cos you know what they say, once a cheater.